Joke for the Day
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: "What part did you get?
51 Comments:
At 12:46 AM, Anonymous said…
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At 11:16 PM, Christi Lee said…
One word: Pete's
Pete's dogs in Valencia is the best. His stand is outside of Home Depot. The only hotdogs I will eat, ever.
At 10:17 AM, Anonymous said…
Walter's in Mamaroneck,NY is the best hot dog stand
At 11:24 AM, Skinny's_Girl said…
That's TOOO FUNNY!! My bf is a trucker, I'm going to pass this on to him and I'm sure it will spread FASSST!
At 12:03 PM, Julia said…
good one. I love this blog! Congrats on being a blog of note!
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At 4:23 PM, chuck said…
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At 4:41 PM, S.F. said…
thats funny.
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At 5:05 PM, Silvio Vasconcellos said…
Very good!
Actually a lot on nuns are eating eggs together.
At 5:48 PM, SMB said…
Heh...I needed that...
At 9:00 PM, Thaaniya said…
Haha! That's "doggone" funny!
At 9:53 PM, Lin said…
I'm from Canada and the best "dogs" here are at Shoppsies downtown Toronto! I love this blog.. your "dogs" rock my box!
lol
At 11:14 PM, KT said…
HA HA HA!!! now thats a cute joke...kudos..and good luck with the dogs....one of the true wonders of our American tradition...PLEASE keep up the great blog and hotdogs to go...that is FANTASTIC and always an ICON that we can count on!!! Things change so rapidly and there's an all out assault on our traditions...Stay in the game...I love Dogs!!!!
At 3:29 AM, Anonymous said…
let out a giggle. funny!
At 4:02 AM, rowena said…
MUAHAHAHAHHA! (obviously, I am easily amused). Hotdogs aren't a big thing over here in Italy but whenever I feel like an easy dinner, its dogs to the rescue. A good thing that the palate of my italian husband isn't turned off to the 'quick foods' of America. Hotdogs, along with popcorn and Pepsi is one of his favorite dinners whenever we rent a a movie.
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At 4:39 AM, kikkokatty2433 said…
I grew up in Calfornia. This is great.
At 7:02 AM, elf said…
i love the hot joke of the day...funny stuff...comment back sumtime. elf
At 7:30 AM, userDave said…
Very funny joke! I wish my blog had funny jokes like that. Maybe you could visit my blog some time. Go to the blog main menu, and type comic-game. And when you get there, please help me get a new name for my blog!
At 8:44 AM, Paul said…
So,is this an old joke?
A Zen Master walks up to a NYC street hot dog vender, and says, "Make me one with everything!"
At 9:15 AM, Snag said…
Paul's hot dog joke is way funnier, but most people most likely won't even get it...
At 1:51 PM, Leon said…
Awesome joke man! A refreshing blog in a sea of mediocrity.
At 8:11 PM, Alex said…
thats a pretty funny one! :O)
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At 8:12 PM, joow said…
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At 11:07 PM, Djohns said…
classic
At 4:31 AM, NAIR MALDONADO said…
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At 7:11 AM, yawmee said…
that was a funny joke! hehe, very good. :D
At 10:10 AM, click here to see U.S. Soldiers in Babylon said…
I love hot dogs.
At 11:32 AM, Zach said…
That's a great joke. Ver funny.
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At 5:17 PM, Dusko Bojic said…
Well i use to live in Dublin. I just wish that i knew this joke earlier. Good one.
At 5:49 PM, Oscar said…
Check out the "hot dog" t-shirt at Tastee Tees.
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At 2:24 AM, SJ said…
ROFL !!!
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At 7:34 AM, Cheri said…
What a great blog. Actually, hot dogs was the last thing I was expecting to see on your site! (get your mind out of the gutter, I was talking about the 4 pawed dogs)! I will have to try one of these dogs!
At 7:43 AM, todd vodka said…
Hilarious, and so nicely told. You have a way with that.
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At 12:19 PM, Tom said…
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At 12:22 PM, SolaceMarine said…
HAHA
Nun Jokes are always great
Nice blog
At 1:56 PM, Zoozan said…
I feel so deprived - as an English woman I've never had a real hot dog
I've been told that if I ever have one, it'll be the best thing I've had in my mouth for some time....
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At 8:08 AM, Spooky Girl who like Ice Cream said…
I love hot nuns! :p
At 9:12 AM, Penguin's Dilemma said…
One day I will have a hot dog from a vendor's cart, I have a list of things to do before I die, and that one is up there right next to touching the snout of a platypus and eating a philly cheeseteak in Philly.
At 9:46 AM, Click here to see U.S. soldiers in Babylon said…
Why does everyone always make fun of nuns?
At 10:13 AM, Melissa2M said…
I don't get it! What part did you get? What is that suppose to mean?
At 12:40 PM, Star of All Shih Tzu said…
can i have a hot dog?
At 2:00 PM, GeorgiaPeach said…
Funny!
At 4:07 PM, Robbie Walzer said…
when will those nuns learn. ..
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At 5:38 PM, Loki said…
Finally, two jokes involving hotdogs! I might not be from this place of the world, but have you got any idea of going global to review the hotdog stands of the world anytime soon? A review of a hotdog from The land of Kangaroos and Emus would be great to read about :)
At 2:53 PM, DJ3 said…
That was an excellent joke.You should do comedy.
At 12:52 AM, Madelein said…
Great joke to start the day with!
Thanks.
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